if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone
Okay real talk time do you ever read a smutfic because you just wanna read a smutfic and you’re reading it and then the plot gets really sad and then you get invested in the story and then two and half hours later it’s five am and you’re crying when all you wanted was to jerk it because this happened to me yesterday and im so
I’ve been laughing at this for about 10 minutes now.
Because it looks like Sweden and Finland have popped round to complain about a broken window or something and the Baltics look guilty as hell and Poland is getting ready to go ‘super-defensive mom’ on Sweden and Finland’s asses, sticking up for his kids.
Poland: Look, my kids might be a pagan with no dress sense, an underage alcoholic and a massive nerd who probably hacks into government websites but they’re good kids!